Monday, April 2, 2012

HAIKUS BETWEEN HIPSTERS

PART I

The Olive Garden
A place! Yes, it is a place.
The Olive Garden

A place where we go
to eat! Yes, a place to eat!
Indeed! It is so.

Even old New York
was once called New Amsterdam
Indeed! It was so.

Minimum wage. Yes!
The Olive Garden pays this.
O! How it pains them!

How do you make toast?
With the tears of an orphan
and creamy white sauce.

O! Praise be, olives!
Are you going out tonight?
Squeeze the potato.

Have enough flour?
Will you bounce back when I squeeze?
cut cut cut cut cut.

Goddam' gnocchi board
I'm good, this will be perfect.
I HAD TOO MUCH BREAD.

PART II

20 little slots
"It just keeps coming," he said.
"How was that, baby?"

A block of cream cheese
yeah, it comes in goddam' blocks.
mmmmwha!

Hey want some more cheese?
No thank you, I've had enough.
Dip it in coffee.

No sausage, sausage?
Hey thanks so much for coming!
Ha ha, my breakfast!

So full of cheese face
so full of yummy cheese face
god bless this cheese face

Even the coffee?
Stir my coffee with bacon.
Stir it with your dick.

O! That white bread taste
tastes like fucking my girlfriend
covered in cheese face

Fucking my girlfriend
and sucking on her cheese face
goddam'! you're pretty

I'll have a large coke,
could you pour it on my face?
Easy on the ice.

Part III

I think Murderface's
"grandma" just left.

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- s.


PORK, pt. 1


Cool guy is BACK!


The Admirable Admiral Ackbar, esq.